Golddigger

Overheard a conversation walking around the floor today.

Girl 1: "...I was snooping around... and there were amounts, like, eighty-thousand, forty-thousand here, and so on."

Girl 2: "Oh my God, girl! Were they investments?"

Girl 1: "Yeah. I think they were personal investments."

Girl 2: "You know what that means-- he's set for life!"

Girl 1: "So, you know what I'm getting him for Christmas...?"

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It's just the kind of thing a guy like me needs to hear at a time like this. Romance is dead it seems.