Valentines-Schmalentines!

My distaste for tomorrow and all things Valentine has reached new lows. I will even temporarily suspend my love for chocolate for one day, just because I've come to hate the holiday so much.

It didn't used to be so. 10 years ago this was my favorite holiday. I even ranked this holiday higher than Christmas (that's right-- the holiday where you actually get presents.) Yes, I used to be one of those poor saps making cards (making them!) and handing them out to all my "loves" just to be a sweet guy for one day. Just to get a few more kisses.

I remember there was one year I made almost 150 Valentines for all the girls in school. And I think there were only two of the last 27 years of my life where I've even had a Valentine!

Phooey! I'm done with this stupid holiday. It isn't even a "real" holiday, right? (Isn't that what every one else in the world thinks?)